This Sentence Is False

I am not wearing makeup, because I did not go to the DPS to get my license renewed this morning, and I did not have to look pretty. I did not renew my license because my birthday is not tomorrow. I do not have to look older, because I am not going to the movies to get into an R movie on my would-be 17th birthday. That would all be preposterous.

I'm just attending a Fabuary party later today.

For some reason, I look weirdly tall in this picture.

Sweater - Gift, Urban Outfitters
Belt - Modcloth
Dress - Modcloth
Shoes - Target